I want emo versions of idioms
Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”
You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life
me, turning up my headphones after being confronted with any minor difficulty in my life: it’s just me and you now gerard
It would be interesting if before being born you could watch a trailer about the life you are going to have.
i NEED to sit in chairs with armrests but not for my arms only so that i can then sling my leg over them in a debonaire and extremely comfortable style
The great thing about music is it did not save your life
It gave you the strength and will power to save your own life
That’s the beauty of music
This is probably the most important thing I have read in the last 3 years of my life, thank you to whoever posted this.
Saying ‘Have a nice day’ is fine and all, but saying ‘Enjoy the next 24 hours’ is creepy.
Me: Wants to listen to a certain song
Also me: Clicks shuffle a thousand times until it lands on the song I want to hear instead of just clicking on the song like a normal person
what-a-catch-donkey